Showing posts with label Zoofights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zoofights. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Wedding Sheenanigans!

Ah, weddings. The day I will probably regret bringing eight freaking characters at once. I mean

How HIGH do you have to be

Anyway, RPing as the Kirby Brigade is turning out nice, but Kabi apparently established himself as the resident badass of Dream Land...

What I'm wondering is... how many people have actually played Super Mario RPG? I've beatten it before (not Culex though, the douchebag), but I want to make ooone throwback..

Okay, I'll spoil it for you: ZEE CAKE IZ ALIVE!

Only way to beat it?

EAT IT.

It will be the most delicious boss battle ever.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Insert D'aaaaw Here.

Here's the full lyrics to Alex's little love song, sung to Smiles and Tears (SSBB Lost Music version)

I haven't lived as long as some people have
I have nothing but my ship and pinwheel hat
A smile, a laugh, and you in my heart
As well as my little cat.

The times we laughed and the times that we cried
No matter what, you were there by my side
I thought the two of us were just friends
but I hid my feelings inside

We had a long journey, filled to the brim
With fun and hardship; the time flew so fast
Though we've now returned back to our homes
The moments still seem to last.



You made me smile just for being yourself
Just like the wind swaying all through the grass
I'd give anything, oh anything
To see that your smile really lasts

We had a lot of smiles and a lot of tears
Yet I still stay here and wait for you
Even if I am just  rotting away
Even if I am just replaced...

Oh, I would give anything to be by your side
My heart, my soul, my everything
With all those things and then even more
I'd give you anything

I will just sit here until you finally return....
I'd wait for you 'til the end

I would do just aaanything...

(I miss you...)

...to get my one chance..
my only chance...
To say one thing...
I love you so...


Also, I tossed in some Kirby d'aaaw for you all because I need to drown you all in diabetes before the FINAL FIGHT yeaaaaah

Kirby cannot create diabetes.
Kirby IS diabetes.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Alex and Co.: An Analysis

It's nearing the end of the tournament, and I think it's about time I wrapped up all the changes with my characters throughout the tournament. Besides, a walk through memory lane is always nice!

Alex the Janitor was once but a simple janitor, cleaning up giant, gory messes and keeping the place tidy for others. Yes, five years ago he was a knight, but that didn't matter. Until the Big Bar Brawl, he was rather timid and usually hid in the shadows, popping into the bar from time to time. Once the big bar brawl happened, though...

Dear god, did my inner RPer bloom. I got rid of the generic Fighter avatar I had and put in Ramza as a placeholder; I wrote down stupid amounts of words describing Alex and his past alongside with his preparations... This was where the REAL fun started. I ended up dragging Goops into it with Sarah crushing on Alex, and I regret absolutely nothing. Writing for the tiny knight has never been so much fun! He went from being shy and timid to actually swinging into the bar every day and being ad'aaaawrable alongside Sarah, and telling his snippets of his time in Levia. He became a memetic badass of sorts with all of his deaths and ressurections. His idiot hair rose to glory and now has a girlfriend of its own! Alex HAS come a long way ever since that fateful day, hasn't he?

Now I'm just eager to just put this quote into play...

"During the war in Levia, people began to call me the 'Wind God.' Let me show you WHY."

James the Squirtle was once a scardy-cat. He cared for his trainer a lot but was treated poorly once Morris got his hands on a Charmander. He never really had a friend to talk to about this, so he grinned and bore it until he came into the Bar. He made friends with Erebus and gave him a pair of his shades, then cheered him on in the Big Bar Brawl. The little turtle got a lot of development after that: He found his trainer, found the Charizard tamed by Sine X. Cosine, got his ass kicked but managed to level up JUUUUST enough to become a Warturtle... Then he went back with his trainers and later returned as a Badass Blastoise.  I kinda fell off the wagon with him, though...  he's back as MechaJames, though! Once the string of Fites are over, I WILL request a MechaJames vs. Erebus fight. I can't hold back with that anymore.

Stella Lockheart was introduced as a derpy babysitter who loved blabbing her mouth off. She forgot about everything concerning the kids by combining a Pineal Colada and a CP Smasher/Stunner, then after calling up the hospital for Alex's sake after the triple B, she went back home to chill. She came back as still a chatty orator, but she was a tad snarky and had a lot of prankster in her. Oh my, it was fun. She class changed to Ninja much later in the tournament after someone mentioned she could pass as one, and with it, she became a bit more hostile and snarky. It led to an outburst later, but now she's back to her chatty, decent self.  This ninja orator was a curveball of sorts, and I spontaneously came up with the idea of Stella x Rain when she was relatively new. Out with the bad memories and in with the good! I must say, all worked out rather well.

Garnet came in at first as a joke posing as Sarah for Alex's sake. I wasn't sure if I wanted to bring her back, so I decided to let a tractor determine whether she stays. Well, that's history, and now she's working under JRM and managed to reveal Pech's softer side. Pech, possibly the grouchiest active bargoer, is in a relationship with her. Holy crap, I did not see that coming. Okay, I admit, I kind of did, but hot damn. She's not as easy to write for...mainly because she's a barbarianness and can't really talk right. Most of her backstory is intertwined with Alex's and Stella's. I'll probably think of something...one day. Still have to send her off on that mission Harry was talking about...

And finally, Kirby. He's a fairly simple character with a background most people know about. He is probably the second most fun character I could ever write for, mainly because I blended game canon and anime canon together. I wondered if I should have him talk, but I pretty much stuck with the anime's portrayal of him: Lots of "Poyos," the ocassional word, names.... and added in expressing what he wants through pictures. It's not as easy writing for him, but with plenty of expressive pictures given by the Kirby Wiki and a lot of determination, I managed to make it work for the sake of fun. And goddamn, I regret nothing about it. He is just d'aaaaaaw. I had to pull a fast one, though... Kirby came out in the early nineties, and since this is 80s Zoofights we're talking about... Well, puffball, you better take up Sintendo's offer to make your life a series of video games fast!

Honestly, I love writing for all of my characters. All the relationships and all the drama... it was all just a little game of "How would THEY act?" to me. It was rather enjoyable! So I give all of my fellow RPers a big thank you for helping me have a blast writing all of these characters.

A special thank you, however, goes out to RedSpy. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't even be here! I actually considered giving up RPing and just quietly gaming, but he dragged me into this and..well, the rest is history.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Buuuurned, biotch

You guys are fortunate that you haven't seen my snarky side yet. Or at least, anybody who isn't RedSpy. Seriously, I can be as deadpan and sarcastic as Erebus sometimes. Especially when riffing on bad fanfics. (Anyone who mentions "My Inner Life" or "My Immortal" will hear anguished cries of sorrow.)

So this one dude, on the way to calculus class, asked me something. I told him my name, he told me his, then he said, "so can I have your number"

My response? "No." Then I walked off and laughed when I heard him say, "Well damn."Sorry, I don't give numbers to people I met five seconds ago. And besides, I'm happy with RedSpy, dammit.

And now my blog has become a mini-hotspot for RPing. Not that I mind, though. Just that things can get a bit cluttered.

Now, for a more in-character moment:

YOU GUYS SMELL THAT? That's the sweet fucking smell of steak cooking in the steakhouse near your bar. I wish I could dine there, but one god decided, "You are FAR too dangerous for the world. You must be sealed!" and trapped me behind the fourth wall in a room filled with Otakus. OTAKUS. Once I break out of this cell, I'm going to bust a cap in his ass and fry him! Goddamn gods, thinking they're all high and mighty. Don't even get me started on Lady Fortuna. She's a REAL bitch.

Also, Snakeface? Get a customized keyboard. And a sturdy ass bed. You're gonna need it.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Kirby Mania

Don't read this if you dislike blog posts about nothing but kirby =P

You know what? I'm gonna shamelessly go to Gamestop and buy Kirby Mass Attack, because holy shit that artwork is absolutely adorable and it sounds so damn fun. I need to fuel my mania anyway, with Kirby Wii coming out soon! I'm trying to complete every Kirby game I can, but arrrrgh.

Checklist:

Kirby's Dream Land (normal mode won't count; Extra Mode will!)
Kirby's Adventure(Cleared! Not 100%)
Kirby's Dream Land 2 (Not cleared)
Kirby Super Star (Need to download again then 100% it)
Kirby's Dream Land 3 (Cleared, 100%)
Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland (Not cleared)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Fuck 100% this. I will try to get all of the spray cans though.)
Kirby Air Ride (Don't have game or Wii D: )
Kirby: Squeak Squad (Stolen long ago; Any idea of where I can get a good DS emulator?)
Kirby Mass Attack (Need to get!)

I'm not sure if spin offs count, but I beat Kirby's Avalanche. Woot.

I'm actually having a lot of fun RPing as Kirby, by the way. He's just so adorable and perfect for silly subplots. He can talk (okay, write) when he wants to, but otherwise just acts cute with "Poyo!" His friends (Red Kirby, Yellow Kirby, and Green Kirby...yes, Amazing Mirror logic!) can talk, though. He's just the baby of the group. Maybe.

We shall see what sheenanigans with him I can get away with! Mwahahaha!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Its over.

Wow, three blog posts over a damn fite...shit man what's wrong with me.

Either way, DING DONG THE LORD IS DEAD.

Finally, too! About damn time! Guess Kirby didn't need to kick ass in this dimension. Bah, as if I'd write his ass-kicking anyway. I'm a lazy fuck.

Now Kirby gets to enjoy cake, Alex gets to enjoy living, Stella can party hard, and Garnet...

Well, what will she see?

You guys might hate me for it ^^;

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Lovable Antics

Oh my jesus. I still can't belive Pech x Garnet is official. I mean, its cute...in a dangerous way. What have we done? We have unleashed the shipping god, and now we are doomed to make even more ships happen until the end of the tournament! Nooo!

Still, now I RP as a cat. Oh jesus Nago, you are hillarious. Maybe next year we'll get a huge dose of cat antics with Nago and Ingo.

Well, anyway, next year I have a lot planned. Or the remainer of this year. Maybe. I mean, if James dies during the Lord fight... well, that's a wrap. Sadly, I haven't been using him too much because he kinda lost his touch, so if he dies, he'll be revived, but he'll be staying with his pokemon trainer. Then I'll be back to three (four if you count Nago) chars. Finally. Could introduce Kirby, buuut 1. the tourney is nearing its end and 2. Kirby is early 90s, man. If the next tournament is based off of a 90s or futuristic setting, then Kirby will have games that are actually documentaries of his wild adventures. And rampage in search of his favorite cake.

Damn Kirby, you crazy!

I fully intend on bringing back Alex, Stella, AND Garnet next year though. Not all at once, however. Gradually...

Oh my, so many ideas, so little time! I only hope there's one way we could all keep RPing with each other... maybe another forum? Naaah, probably wouldn't be the same. D:

RedSpy mentioned to me while I was talking to him earlier that maybe the KoB can open up again during the christmas season for a reunion. Holy god, I'd love that. Imagine, a christmas special!

And if anything grimdark happens over that season, I'm going to SCREAM.

On a random note, I drew Nago with Kirby. Sadly, I lack a scanner, so I'll have to take a picture with my DSi. I'll put it up with the next blog post I make!

Oh, and college... well... I am such a scatterbrain yaaay well fuck

Saturday, September 17, 2011

So... much.. hillarity...

I've been in a shitty mood all day, but now things just got hillaaaariouuuus. And srs.

"Hey Sarah!"

"Hi, Jonesy!"

"Did you know I had a Screaming Orgasm last night?"














AHAHAHA oh god goops you're in for a treat

Also, I decided to make the Atma thing be more of an optional boss for the others, a not-so-optional boss for Alex. I mean, he's gonna face Angsteatter- I mean Atma eventually. And I can't wait forever.

and now i have an idea of who to RP next year!

-Alex the Janitor (of course)

-Stella (BOW TO THE EMPRESS, MOTHAFUCKAHS

-Garnet ( I can't abandon her, she's too fun)

-And now... PUFFBALL! HOSHI NO KIRBYYYY

fuck YES Kirby.

Also I made up a new phrase:

Going Antoinette- The act of squeeing and petting a fluffy animal, preferably a cat/kitten.

Ex. "I totally went Antoinette on that kitty!"

And this is why you keep me away from the sugar, guys