Another Musical Interlude

Anyone know of Brentalfloss? He's that one guy that adds lyrics to old video game songs on youtube. He's a pretty cool bro and all that shizz. Strangely, though, at almost 3 in the morning at the time of writing this... I thought up of a song to the tune of Super Mario World's Ending Credits. Why? Because thats what happens when you give me spare time and many lazy ass douchebags to write a song about.

The school year is done, oh much to my glee
No papers to write, no teachers to see
And yet here you are, just throwing a fit
When you didn't do jack shit!

You just cry out to me, "Why aren't I free?"
You complain and you whine, rolling your eyes at me
You go, "They need to cut me some slack,"
And I laugh, "Give YOU some slack?
This is karma paying you back!"

You're the type of guy who refuses to eat new foods
You wouldn't even give it a try
You're the guy who slacks off on big projects
No, no, that shit just won't fly!

You're that douche that gets mad at petty things
You wouldn't even share a seat on the bus!
Yet, here you are, whining about all of your grades
You're making a goddamn fuss!

Come on, don't you see? You're a slacker to the bone
Spending no time on your work,  but rather using it on the phone
Don't you give that look at me
Its not my problem, you see?
I don't care, I'm finally free

You're still here? Oh fine, humor me.

"Help me out here," you cry, you beg, and you plead,
But I'm tired of being used just for your stupid deeds
You cry out, "You bitch!"
I hiss, "Go die in a ditch!"
You call me dirty names, like "Asshole" and "Snitch!"

But I don't give two shits about about you noow...

[slower portion yay]

You try one last time to get my help..
"I can't afford to fail," you say,
And I just go, "Weeeeeeelp...."

*Awkward pause...*

You dug yourself  a big hole
I played my own role!
I'm off to be cool
While you're stuck in summer school!

Goodbye, good riddance for us all today, doooouchebaaag

(please note that as I wrote this batshit late at night as an insomniac, its not my best quality. Not to mention, its been forever since i've last heard the SMW credits theme, so my rhythm might even be off. I'll probably fix it up later. Like a lazy arse bum :V )

Welcome Back to Hell.

Well, I'm back in college and ready to take on my next set of 18 hour courses. Fuck man, makes me wish I had online courses. Then I'd probably slack off even more than I do now.


Happy New Year to all! I got a new gift early: The gift of what Mario calls an "AQUA BLOO" 3DS. My birthday lies on that one day between the second to last day of january to the first day of february. That is to say... my birthday is on Janurary 31st, and I shall be turning 19 this year. I decided to celebrate my own birthday early by stuffing myself with cupcakes and playing with my Nintendogs (and Cat.) . I've also started going to Twitchtv.com streams much more often, even saying a lot more in their chats. To give you an idea of why this is such a big deal, I used to be shy when it came down to talking in chatrooms and going into big forums. Hell, I was even shy when I got to Zoofight's Bar board. Then I started opening up (thanks for RedSpy/Joe for the ZF Bar), then decided to expand my horizons.

So I've made a few new friends, decided to get into an MMO again called Grand Fantasia, and its so much more fun with friendly friend friends. I've also started work on Dark Tide, so that will be fun to see. Been watching videos of a game called Radiant Historia, and its mindfucking me with all this time travel. Well, not really, but I love how they implement time traveling.  I really do.

I'm stocked up on food now. Popcorn, oreos, cereal, rice, ramen... the works. If I'm going to be a poor college student, might as well buy in bulk! I won't be starving this semester, oh noooo!

Also, for all of you who hate math... rejoice! For I have no more math to take! Calculus II broke my fucking mind. I could simply not grasp most of it and ended up flopping on so many quizes. Oh, the homework I did fine on- the net helped me greatly there. I think because of my homework grades, I managed to pass that class with a B. Fuck. YES.

I am now wondering if I should find a PSP emulator so that I can emulate Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions and name party members after friends and chars...