Another Musical Interlude

Anyone know of Brentalfloss? He's that one guy that adds lyrics to old video game songs on youtube. He's a pretty cool bro and all that shizz. Strangely, though, at almost 3 in the morning at the time of writing this... I thought up of a song to the tune of Super Mario World's Ending Credits. Why? Because thats what happens when you give me spare time and many lazy ass douchebags to write a song about.

The school year is done, oh much to my glee
No papers to write, no teachers to see
And yet here you are, just throwing a fit
When you didn't do jack shit!

You just cry out to me, "Why aren't I free?"
You complain and you whine, rolling your eyes at me
You go, "They need to cut me some slack,"
And I laugh, "Give YOU some slack?
This is karma paying you back!"

You're the type of guy who refuses to eat new foods
You wouldn't even give it a try
You're the guy who slacks off on big projects
No, no, that shit just won't fly!

You're that douche that gets mad at petty things
You wouldn't even share a seat on the bus!
Yet, here you are, whining about all of your grades
You're making a goddamn fuss!

Come on, don't you see? You're a slacker to the bone
Spending no time on your work,  but rather using it on the phone
Don't you give that look at me
Its not my problem, you see?
I don't care, I'm finally free

You're still here? Oh fine, humor me.

"Help me out here," you cry, you beg, and you plead,
But I'm tired of being used just for your stupid deeds
You cry out, "You bitch!"
I hiss, "Go die in a ditch!"
You call me dirty names, like "Asshole" and "Snitch!"

But I don't give two shits about about you noow...

[slower portion yay]

You try one last time to get my help..
"I can't afford to fail," you say,
And I just go, "Weeeeeeelp...."

*Awkward pause...*

You dug yourself  a big hole
I played my own role!
I'm off to be cool
While you're stuck in summer school!

Goodbye, good riddance for us all today, doooouchebaaag

(please note that as I wrote this batshit late at night as an insomniac, its not my best quality. Not to mention, its been forever since i've last heard the SMW credits theme, so my rhythm might even be off. I'll probably fix it up later. Like a lazy arse bum :V )