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DurianDinosaur: dinosaur status
DurianDinosaur: there is no spinos
DurianDinosaur: MATTEL HAS GIVEN UP ON HUMANITY FOR OUR SINS
DurianDinosaur: I HAVE NO SPINO AND I'M SCREAMING
FoolishFool: wait its over?
MiraculousMaiden: checked target's site, got greeted with "Sold Out"
RaymooFan: Would have snagged it but someone had faster fingers than I had.
RaymooFan: They never did restock the next few days. :/
DurianDinosaur: MY LIFE IS OVER
DurianDinosaur: I WILL BE DISCREDITED FROM THE DINO COLLECTORS CLUB
TheDorkKnight: I'm sure Reddit will forgive you for missing one dinosaur
DurianDinosaur: who said I was looking at reddit?
TheDorkKnight: WELL... fuck.
BraveCommander: Last I saw, they had some in a toy store in Scotland?
DurianDinosaur: I saw that- waitaminute
DurianDinosaur: Dia's friends with Maria, right?
BraveCommander: I don't like where this is going, but yes
DurianDinosaur: is it possible
DurianDinosaur: that you could ask Dia
DurianDinosaur: to ask Maria
DurianDinosaur: to buy me a spino in scotland and i'll pay her back
BraveCommander: I DON'T think Maria would do that.
BraveCommander: 1. she doesn't know you and 2. MARIA GOES WHERE SHE PLEASES. NOT EVEN DIA HERSELF CAN PREDICT HER TRAVELING PATTERNS OR CHANGE HER COURSE
DurianDinosaur: ...welp, guess i'll die
RaymooFan: JUST like the dinosaurs.
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WhiteTortoise: hello i-
*WT does not respond for a grand total of 30 minutes*
MiraculousMaiden: UH TORT U K?
TheDorkKnight: I hope nobody hurt her otherwise someone's dying tonight
RaymooFan: smells like an incident
FoolishFool: just like in my dragon grandpas!
DurianDinosaur: she abandoned us to be with her cooler, newer friends
BraveCommander: Or she could be copypasting that "WHATDIDYOUSAYABOUTMEYOULITTLESHIT" meme
RaymooFan: We did nothing to deserve that.
TheDorkKnight: And I plead the fifth! :B
WhiteTortoise: oops my keyboard died midsentence and i had to go buy some more batteries
WhiteTortoise: thanks for your concern, though! :3
TheDorkKnight: T-tortoise-sama....~!
RaymooFan: Dork, please.
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TheDorkKnight: Valentine's Day is around the corner!
TheDorkKnight: And you know what that means~
RaymooFan: My New Years Resolution will be thoroughly shattered again?
MiraculousMaiden: You're taking us out to dinner? :D
DurianDinosaur: i thought he was going to send us all valentine's cards
DurianDinosaur: like the ones you get in school
DurianDinosaur: ...the ones I never got.
DurianDinosaur: ;;
TheDorkKnight: They don't know a good person when they see one :I
TheDorkKnight: BUT NO TO ALL OF THOSE! ...Except Raymoo's, but we already know it's been fucked up by now.
RaymooFan: I admit nothing.
TheDorkKnight: No, it means Attack of Bridezilla is making its rounds again and I will hate everyone who forces me into it.
TheDorkKnight: On the other hand, I get to also do plays where I be cute with the troupe and we all be goofy friends on stage!
TheDorkKnight: There's not nearly enough friendship-oriented valentine's plays and that sucks.
BraveCommander: Least its not some play where you barely avoid XXX ratings?
TheDorkKnight: I don't get those roles, ever.
TheDorkKnight: Which is a shame because I am by far the sexiest man alive
RaymooFan: says Narsissus, just moments away before he drowns himself in a lake
TheDorkKnight: bold of you to assume i drown in a lake
MiraculousMaiden: Yeah!
MiraculousMaiden: He'd drown in his sink instead.
TheDorkKnight: D:
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MiraculousMaiden: bored
MiraculousMaiden: and I'm out of anime to watch
MiraculousMaiden: wat do
WhiteTortoise: ...you watched all the anime?
MiraculousMaiden: All the ones I care about!
TheDorkKnight: clearly you should watch the godzilla anim-
MiraculousMaiden: NO.
RaymooFan: Could pay a visit to Gensokyo-
MiraculousMaiden: You just want that Reimu autograph.
RaymooFan: Yes.
RaymooFan: DO IT.
MiraculousMaiden: NO
MiraculousMaiden: fuck man i'm gonna browse this show catalogue and fuckin
MiraculousMaiden: click on a random show and watch it
BraveCommander: RIP maiden in advance
TheDorkKnight: Oh, she'll end up watching Godzilla anyway~
*LATER*
MiraculousMaiden: suddenly a magical girl show
WhiteTortoise: IS IT MGM?!?!?!?
MiraculousMaiden: No, its like
MiraculousMaiden: Dino Guardian
MiraculousMaiden: this girl has a cool dino ribbon
MiraculousMaiden: ...those dinos look too good to be CGI
MiraculousMaiden: how much did they budget for those REAL AS FUCK DINOSAURS
RaymooFan: Wait hold up, screenshare this. I need to see.
*A BIT LATERER*
RaymooFan: My Little Dinosaur: Friendship is Jurassic is an actual magical girl show?!?
MiraculousMaiden: RIGHT?
MiraculousMaiden: this is a bit surreal and
RaymooFan: The dinosaur went full moe
BraveCommander: what's going on in THIS thr-
BraveCommander: ...I want in on this
*A BIT MORE LATER*
BraveCommander: THOSE ACROBATICS
RaymooFan: hot damn what kind of fuckin gym classes was she taking
MiraculousMaiden: FUCK THESE BADDIES, LEAVE THE DINOS ALONE
BraveCommander: WE GOTTA MAKE... M O N E Y
MiraculousMaiden: NO FUCK YOU THESE DINOS ARE NOT HERE FOR YOU TO GAWK AT THEM
MiraculousMaiden: YOU'RE TEARING THIS DINO FAMILY APART
BraveCommander: i-is Diana going to be okay?
RaymooFan: These odds suck.
RaymooFan: And I'm actually scared?
MiraculousMaiden: help
*and a bit more...*
MiraculousMaiden: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RaymooFan: That's fucking dope as fuck
BraveCommander: SHE'S A FUCKIN TRICERATOPS
MiraculousMaiden: GET FUCKED
RaymooFan: :sumihype:
MiraculousMaiden: and now she has the power to become dinosaurs to protect dinokind
MiraculousMaiden: hope she doesn't go mad with power
BraveCommander: AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A GOOD EP
RaymooFan: Well, I'm hooked. When's the binge?
DurianDinosaur: hoi
DurianDinosaur: oh, looks like you guys found Dino Guardian!
DurianDinosaur: And liked it from the look of it~
RaymooFan: Tell me right now: is this a show where its hype all the way through, or does it just START great and finish off terrible?
RaymooFan: Because you sound like a guy who watched this series like 20 times.
DurianDinosaur: I'm a big fan, but it's pretty indie compared to Kogasa
DurianDinosaur: And it aired during the peak of DinoHype
DurianDinosaur: But I promise it's good, and you'll learn more facts about dinosaurs than you ever thought
MiraculousMaiden: BINGEWATCH STARTS THIS WEEKEND
RaymooFan: Fuck yeah! I'll bring the snacks
BraveCommander: And I'll bring... uh, dang, I don't know
MiraculousMaiden: Bring yourself and your dog. Dog must know the secrets to Dinosaurdom
BraveCommander: Don't give her ideas.
DurianDinosaur: :3 I hope you guys enjoy~
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DurianDinosaur: dino update
DurianDinosaur: i search in vain for spino
DurianDinosaur: they're demanding a hundred dollars
DurianDinosaur: I cried a bit before instead buying ALBERTO DE DINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*DurianDino proceeds to show several pictures of a toy Albertosaurus in a bowtie, holding a tiny microphone taped to his hand and some sort of Wheel of Fortune, with various other dinos standing in front of cardboard desks*
WhiteTortoise: : o
TheDorkKnight: Ooooh, a new hit show on the game channel?
TheDorkKnight: Sign me up!
RaymooFan: This is by far the stupidest shit you've ever done
RaymooFan: And it's amazing.
RaymooFan: How long did it take to set it up?
DurianDinosaur: several trips through the grief cycle and about an hour of my life
FoolishFool: :< the spino incident hit you hard
DurianDinosaur: i had to put that energy somewhere
DurianDinosaur: shit like this is why i don't have a job
TheDorkKnight: brb setting up something so you could make a career out of putting dinos in stupid scenes-
MiraculousMaiden: JUST THROW MONEY AT HIM ALREADY
DurianDinosaur: NO
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WhiteTortoise: Do you guys ever wonder why you're friends with someone?
WhiteTortoise: Because I just did after my best friend told me there was coffee
WhiteTortoise: AND SHE DRANK IT ALL.
BraveCommander: #Top10AnimeBetrayals
WhiteTortoise: ;;
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FoolishFool: i dunno what to have for lunch
FoolishFool: I know, I'll ask chatzy-
FoolishFool: ...
TheDorkKnight: We're going to chatzy just to ask whaty ou want for lunch?
RaymooFan: you know there's a bot for that
FoolishFool: ... i... I meant to type bot...
MiraculousMaiden: FoolishFool just jumps into a random chatzy just to ask people waht to have for lunch
TheDorkKnight: And then he's swarmed by people begging him to PLEASE GO TO THIS SUPER COOL REIGEN CHATZY WHERE HE CAN SOLVE ALL UR PROBLEMZ
FoolishFool: that sounds liek a good idea
MiraculousMaiden: NO YOU FOOL
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MiraculousMaiden: Man
MiraculousMaiden: The more I research about Olympia, the more I'm overwhelmed by how much shit is in there
MiraculousMaiden: there's like a fuckton of maid cafes and video game cafes and internet cafes
MiraculousMaiden: a metric fuckton of restaurants
MiraculousMaiden: and those skyscrapers, for juan's sake, god damn
MiraculousMaiden: its like vegas but in the air
RaymooFan: Wouldn't say that. It's not exactly a tourist trap in the same way Vegas is.
MiraculousMaiden: True...
MiraculousMaiden: Oh yeah, I checked out their mall and I got a flyer for some sort of arcade that's opening later this month
WhiteTortoise: ARCADE?!?
FoolishFool: Wow they're making an arcade? that's kinda bold
MiraculousMaiden: Yeah, its not like they want any CYBERPUNK PINBALL or something but apparently it got the permits and they're scheduled to open later sooo
MiraculousMaiden: nostalgia never dies
TheDorkKnight: Somewhere, out there... Odyssey is intensifying.
RaymooFan: Bold of you to assume he wouldn't be the first in line for that.
TheDorkKnight: I AM bold.
TheDorkKnight: Because Odyssey would already be running the place :V
MiraculousMaiden: I dunno... would he name an arcade "Zap Tap Arcade"?
TheDorkKnight: ...I redact everything. D:
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DurianDinosaur: I... I got a package?
MiraculousMaiden: You sound so confused
DurianDinosaur: You would be, too, if you suddenly got a package that wasn't from Amazon and had fancy handwriting on there
DurianDinosaur: It's big, too
DurianDinosaur: I'm kinda scared, not sure who sent this and why they'd send it to me but here goes nothing!
WhiteTortoise: BOX OPENING YAY
DurianDinosaur: Lots of chocolate... Oh no, is it valentine's day already?
DurianDinosaur: Well, either way, that's good
DurianDinosaur: And something wrapped up tight
DurianDinosaur: And I-
DurianDinosaur: ...h-holy shit
DurianDinosaur: HOLY SHIT
RaymooFan: He just got a whole block of gold or something.
MiraculousMaiden: GOLD CHOCOLATE BARS YEAH
DurianDinosaur: ITLSJGKLJ ITS A FUGGIN
DurianDinosaur: SPINO
DurianDinosaur: and there's a note-
DurianDinosaur: ...no way
DurianDinosaur: NOWAYNOWAYNOWAYHOLYSHIT
TheDorkKnight: You're killing us, WHAT IS IT
DurianDinosaur: I got a personal letter from DIADEM FUCKIGN DESPONIA
DurianDinosaur: SHE BOUGTH TEH SPINO JLSGJKLGJLgjf
DurianDinosaur: BUT HOW DID SHE-
BraveCommander: :3c
DurianDinosaur: ...YOU.
BraveCommander: Merry belated Christmas~
DurianDinosaur: fldkjlkjhiogfhjo jTHANK I WILL TREASURE IT FOREVER
DurianDinosaur: BRB SETTING UP A SHRINE TO DIA-
MiraculousMaiden: holy fuck thank dia
RaymooFan: hot fuckin diggity damn
TheDorkKnight: I love it when a good miracle comes together :3
*a flood of Spinosaurus pictures ensue*
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