Thursday, May 17, 2012

A Wild Inurian Appeared!

He now has a blog! http://inurian.blogspot.com/

He gots teh chars planned out and errything, thats fuckin swell

Also bffs forever

I regret nathing

why am I typing like I am drunk this is silly

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Okay, I'm Back

Sorry for the loooong absence, guys. I haven't done a real post for a bit, and there's many reasons why. Soooo...

For one thing, college picked up. These classes were no joke. Psychology and Chemistry were.. uuuugh, they were terrible. Well, Psychology was fun, but uuurgh I will forever hate chemistry with all of my damn heart and soul. SO MUCH MAAATHS URGH

Another thing, I was lazy. Lazy and apathetic. I always kept putting things off for "the next day" until I just stopped caring altogether.

And lastly, I was busy meeting new pals on the net. I was going out to video game streams, actually started making video LPs, started doing streams of my own. I met Inurian, which made me even more busy, since I was now up playing awesome MMOs (at least, in my opinion) and writing stories. It was pretty fun, but in the process, I kinda forgot my blog existed... whoops.

Expect a few more regular updates from now on.

Anyway, I guess I can talk about Yuran Durell here. I actually got the idea for an empath pretty early on during the break. I kind of wanted to have a relatively more normal person in the bar, aside from the fact that he's.. well, a mutant. I think I'm kind of failing at it, but hey, empathy! Mood ring colors! Yay! I haven't gotten all THAT sorted out yet, though. I might have to make him a bit more capable of doing damage to anything that might threaten him, buuut I dunno. I might just bring in either Garnet or another new character (or both) into the ring. I need someone capable of fighting and Fiting, after all!

Can't always be all rainbooze and moonshine. Wait...

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Ran over by a Knight Bus

Before I do this thing called copy pasting from skype, allow me to explain two things.

One, after seeing Devil Ed RP for a bit, I think... he needs work. A lot of work. I'm not sure how old he is, but he's Rping much like I would when I was 14: one liners, no descriptions, no subtlety at all. And one liners, now that I'm older, drive me up a fucking wall because it leaves people with little to no context for anybody to work with. Its annoying and stupid. I'm sorry if I'm being harsh on him, but ugh, its a terrible, TERRIBLE pet peeve of mine and I can't help but riff on him for it.

Two, you are going to see a guy named PUPPY in the skype. PUPPY is Inurian, otherwise known as Jacob. He's my best friend, and he's interested into getting into the Zoofights RP. Registration is broken atm, though, so he can't do anything but watch. Why did I call him PUPPY though? Um.. inside joke. :U

Most of us in the chat don't seem to like Ed and his RPing... So... welp

Without further ado...

[7:46:48 PM] Mari the Harpy: I am about to kill Devil Ed
[7:46:50 PM] Mari the Harpy: because fucking
[7:46:52 PM] Mari the Harpy: goddamn
[7:46:54 PM] Mari the Harpy: one liners
[7:46:56 PM] PUPPY: I expect frey to call at least ONE person a creepy stalker.
[7:47:01 PM] PUPPY: probably Devil Ed.
[7:47:07 PM] Joseph: CallEdCallEd
[7:47:31 PM] Mari the Harpy: Yuran is confused. So much confused.
[7:47:59 PM] Joseph: "And then on the way to the hospital Jonesy pushed Ed into a sewer"
[7:48:02 PM] Joseph: "HAPPY END"
[7:48:36 PM] PUPPY: "And then on the way to the hospital Jonesy pushed Ed into a bus"
[7:48:38 PM] PUPPY: fix'd
[7:49:10 PM] Mari the Harpy: and then Erebus killed him
[7:49:13 PM] PUPPY: ... I just imagined erebus... sprinting down the street full tilt.... and slamming into devil Ed as jonesy pushed him into the road
[7:49:25 PM] Mari the Harpy: like an actual knight bus?
[7:49:30 PM] PUPPY: YES
[7:49:33 PM] Jake Newton: XD
[7:49:34 PM] Joseph: "Did I just run someone over? :ohdear: "
[7:49:37 PM] Joseph: "Oh, no, its nobody"
[7:49:40 PM] Joseph: "You ran over Ed"
[7:49:42 PM] Joseph: "Exactly, nobody"
[7:50:06 PM] Mari the Harpy: should I post this on my blog? :U
[7:50:10 PM] PUPPY: Yes
[7:50:13 PM | Edited 7:50:23 PM] The Bus: "To be fair, I activated my jump-pack midway through, so it would be more accurate to say I flew through him."
[7:50:26 PM] Mari the Harpy: not talking to you, Jacob ;P
[7:50:52 PM] Mari the Harpy: jake, should I post on blog?
[7:51:01 PM] Jake Newton: yes
[7:51:12 PM] Mari the Harpy: going to do so, but of course I must explain

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Pimpage 2: Electric Boogaloo

[11:31:14 PM] The Bus: Pffft
[11:32:00 PM] The Bus: http://harpyjanitorlady.blogspot.com/2012/05/pimpin.html

"Make me proud, dear."
[11:32:15 PM] Jake Newton: XD
[11:32:29 PM] Jake Newton: well Erebus was pimpin' long before he came to Zoofights
[11:32:32 PM] Jake Newton: and when he met Jonesy
[11:32:34 PM] Jake Newton: he knew
[11:32:40 PM] Jake Newton: in his multiple hearts
[11:32:46 PM] Jake Newton: kinda like an octopus but not
[11:32:53 PM] Jake Newton: that he had to pass his skills on
[11:32:56 PM] Jake Newton: and so he did
[11:33:09 PM] Jake Newton: and Jonesy became a master pimp greater than what he had ever achieved
[11:33:09 PM] Jake Newton: and lo
[11:33:11 PM] Mari the Harpy: pimpin
[11:33:13 PM] Jake Newton: he was proud
[11:33:24 PM] Jake Newton: wow you can tell i'm tired can't you
[11:33:34 PM] The Bus: Nah, you're still good XD
[11:33:46 PM] Mari the Harpy: you may need to rest regardless
[11:33:55 PM] Jake Newton: true
[11:34:04 PM] Jake Newton: blog this as well mari
[11:34:06 PM] Mari the Harpy: its almost 5 in the morning
[11:34:10 PM] Jake Newton: blog it as "pimpin 2: the pimpage"
[11:34:14 PM] Mari the Harpy: oh lawd

Pimpin

[10:35:44 AM] Mari the Harpy: can we get back to talking a bout niches? *shot*
[10:35:46 AM] Jake Newton: XD
[10:35:52 AM] Mari the Harpy: niches and bitches and oh lolz
[10:36:02 AM] Jake Newton: yes we have derailed somewha-
[10:36:03 AM] Jake Newton: :I
[10:36:18 AM] Mari the Harpy: terrible rhyming is terrible
[10:36:24 AM] Jake Newton: well if we're gonna talk about bitches
[10:36:25 AM] Joseph: Then it obviously turns out Wheatley is keeping the candy from you
[10:36:32 AM] Jake Newton: we need to designate a pimp
[10:36:35 AM] Joseph: Jonesy
[10:36:41 AM] Mari the Harpy: ...Jonesy as pimp
[10:36:44 AM] Joseph: She's most pimp of us all
[10:36:50 AM] Mari the Harpy: ...Oh shit I just imagined her in a pimp outfit
[10:36:55 AM] Mari the Harpy: that is pretty boss
[10:36:55 AM] Jake Newton: aw shit me too
[10:37:02 AM] Jake Newton: PIMPSEY
[10:37:03 AM] Jake Newton: INSTANT BITCHES
[10:37:10 AM] Jake Newton: and then they go on a bar crawl
[10:37:29 AM] Jake Newton: and Erebus stands at his garden gate watching them leave
[10:37:30 AM] Jake Newton: with a single
[10:37:32 AM] Jake Newton: manly
[10:37:32 AM] Jake Newton: tear
[10:37:44 AM] Jake Newton: "Make me proud, dear."
[10:37:54 AM] Mari the Harpy: I want to save this for all eternity

In other news, I apologize for the lack of updates. Depression is a thing, and going out. And school WAS a thing, but not anymore. I'll give this thing a proper update sometime, so keep an eye out!