Pimpin

[10:35:44 AM] Mari the Harpy: can we get back to talking a bout niches? *shot*
[10:35:46 AM] Jake Newton: XD
[10:35:52 AM] Mari the Harpy: niches and bitches and oh lolz
[10:36:02 AM] Jake Newton: yes we have derailed somewha-
[10:36:03 AM] Jake Newton: :I
[10:36:18 AM] Mari the Harpy: terrible rhyming is terrible
[10:36:24 AM] Jake Newton: well if we're gonna talk about bitches
[10:36:25 AM] Joseph: Then it obviously turns out Wheatley is keeping the candy from you
[10:36:32 AM] Jake Newton: we need to designate a pimp
[10:36:35 AM] Joseph: Jonesy
[10:36:41 AM] Mari the Harpy: ...Jonesy as pimp
[10:36:44 AM] Joseph: She's most pimp of us all
[10:36:50 AM] Mari the Harpy: ...Oh shit I just imagined her in a pimp outfit
[10:36:55 AM] Mari the Harpy: that is pretty boss
[10:36:55 AM] Jake Newton: aw shit me too
[10:37:02 AM] Jake Newton: PIMPSEY
[10:37:03 AM] Jake Newton: INSTANT BITCHES
[10:37:10 AM] Jake Newton: and then they go on a bar crawl
[10:37:29 AM] Jake Newton: and Erebus stands at his garden gate watching them leave
[10:37:30 AM] Jake Newton: with a single
[10:37:32 AM] Jake Newton: manly
[10:37:32 AM] Jake Newton: tear
[10:37:44 AM] Jake Newton: "Make me proud, dear."
[10:37:54 AM] Mari the Harpy: I want to save this for all eternity

In other news, I apologize for the lack of updates. Depression is a thing, and going out. And school WAS a thing, but not anymore. I'll give this thing a proper update sometime, so keep an eye out!