Saturday, November 15, 2014

A Demon's Grand Adventure: CHOOSE THE STAGES!

 Hey everybody! Things may be linear in Super Mario World, but not in Super Satoshi World! Not this time, anyway! Satoshi and the others are clearly going to kick ass, but the big question is, in what order? They can't seem to remember, and so...

Time to SELECT YOUR TARGET!

I will let you guys decide the first two bosses to take on, voting for which ones should be defeated first, possibly explaining your reasoning (weakness cycle, anyone?), and so on! Simple enough, right? You get to have two votes each, and be sure to comment on the blog post so I can actually see what you have to say! I wanted to get some interaction going and see if I can pull things out of my ass and stuff.

And for your selection, here are the bosses!

Devil Forest: Marquis "Rover" roams over this forest of illusion and trickery, terrifying all of the lesser demons with howls that echo throughout. A Cu Sith that will stop at nothing to kill whoever stands in its way, using its immense speed and the blade on his head to cut enemies to pieces.

Jungle of the Damned: Marchioness Farion lurks deep within the tangle of vines, raising an army of Alraunes from the soil in preparation for taking over the entirety of Relgion. Plants come to life in this mysterious jungle to stop any and all intruders from getting from this mad mistress. All who meet her meets their end with thorns in their sides or cut down by a storm of petals.

Tunnel of Love: Lady Jessica really, really, really digs love. Maybe a bit too much, devoting an entire cavern to it in an attempt to attract human men and use them as her slaves. Carnival attractions are all over the place, as well as fellow succubi seducing the populace. Can anyone survive her sexy, hypnotic stare? No girls allowed~

Dead Sea: Viscount Vicks defends the seas and sinks ships from below before helping himself to a meal from those unfortunate people. Sea demons and other such creatures are becoming more and more aggressive, even against those that come to enjoy the local beaches! All who try facing him end up with their bodies floating up towards the surface with serious wounds similar to those given by chainsaw blades.

Ol' Hans' Gymnasium: Black Belt Kisandra wants YOU to get fit! And if you talk shit, she'll MAKE you get fit! She doesn't believe she's strong enough for the Dark Council's liking, so here she is, using her fellow demons as punching bags for practice! Lighting fast punches and kicks are everyone's true terror! Hope you're ready for your fitness tests!

Golden Manor: Apparently, Greed's out, and Lord Hamhan has come to play and use his manor as a prop for his schemes! Imps desperately try to keep the messy manor all tidy and neat, but it isn't helped when the Lord makes everything quake with every step! He's gathering all the money he needs to buy all the weaponry the Dark Council needs for its diabolical plans! Careful, his stomps are strong enough to make the earth cry!

In addition, for the FIRST TWO stages, you get to choose who goes where! They will go in teams of two (well, technically) to handle the bosses you think they can handle! And for those who just so happened to stumble on my blog and have no fucking clue who they are, well, here are our four protags!

SATOSHI NAKAMURA, DEMON OF FIRE AND ICE

A cunning demon who uses two opposing elements, as well as the power of light, to deal with anyone who is causing an issue. A bounty hunter who slew the previous Dark Council head without a second thought. Dislikes teamwork, as he believes his allies would be a hinderance. He has been gone for the last several years due to disappearing into a void only known as Limbo, and has just recently returned in time to catch yet another criminal and end up in the Dark Council's sights. 

I guess you could call him the Mario of the group, as he's pretty average and actually not as strong as some of the demons of his clan could be. 

SCARLET, BLOODY, BEAUTIFUL BUFFCUBUS

Another bounty hunter and succubus who denied the normal ways of succubi in order to prove that they, too, can be as powerful as other demons can. She copied essentially all of her spells from this woman she knew from anime, although nobody tells her up front about that. With blood red hair and armor as dark as midnight, she boasts quite some attack power and defensive power, although she is relatively slower than some of her allies. Hates missing out on fights, as fighting is essentially her lifeblood at this point. Doesn't particularly hate the Dark Council, but hey, they provide a sufficient challenge!

While slow, she does boast a lot of versitility with her armors, as she can change her armor and weapons to better fit the situation. She is more of a physical fighter, however.

TINA HARMONIA, NUNCCUBUS WITH A GUN..CCUBUS

 Scarlet's fellow succubus. She went to school to learn the forbidden magic, White Magic, so she could help others. Also for accounting. Don't ask. Cheerful, although she's quick to anger, especially if you hurt cute things or her friends or are generally a jerk. A giant dork who enjoys spending time with others and uses her magic to aid others. She also has a collection of guns for her own use, so that if someone is a reaaally big jerk, she can pump them full of dakka so they can die. Fast. And this is on top of the other succubus abilities to shift into a spear (weird, huh?), drain others of magic, do hip drops, and generally be seductive. Even though it's a bit hard to be seductive when you're usually in white mage clothing.

 Generally weak attack power, but she has incredible range and the ability to, I dunno, mitigate damage and heal herself and others. Really frail, though, if she can't get barriers up in time.

LORD GLUTTONY, THE WORLD DEVOURER

 One of the Seven Sins, and possibly the one who gets out of the house the most. He boasts an army of demons, a ton of money, and incredible ability, enough so that the Dark Council shouldn't even mess with him. However, after he took a bite out of one of their members, they were rather persistant, and he really didn't want to deal with it. A lover of food, he will eat anything that is edible. He's more selfish than the others, rarely doing anything without getting something in return. A terrifying power lurks within his heart, although some may say it might be restrained... for now.

 While his power varies depending on how recently he ate and how much he ate, he can boast a lot of versitility, depending on who he takes a bite on. He has the ability to copy the abilities of other monsters he eats, among other things. What never fades is his incredible magical ability, with a spell for most occasions.

Oh yes, Gluttony has two prinnies with him. Are they Pencil Prinny and Dairy Prinny? What names will I even give them? I have no idea. Just know that he brought two prinnies. They have hero scarves so they won't asplode so easily... Gluttony cares for them that much, at least.

EDIT: One's a dood, ones a doodette. Their names are Gonzales and Bonnie. They are not Pencil Prinny or Dairy Prinny. They'll probably end up important in some dumb way later.


I think that's everything. Feel free to ask questions as they arise and get to votin! You have until Sunday, November 23 to vote! Why is it such a long time? Because I'll probably be too busy for the next week. If everybody gets in their votes beforehand, well... *Shrug*

4 comments:

  1. Currently I say the succubi to the Tunnel of Love for the hell of it, and because they're both female :U and Satoshi and Gluttony to Golden Manor just to put a stop to money gathering early

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  2. Satoshi and Tina to the Tunnel of Love, Gluttony to the Golden Manor to get his pad back and Scarlet to Ol' Hans Gymnasium for the lulz. If I change my mind about any of these, I'll reply to this post.

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    1. After some updates, I'm changung my vote - both Gluttony and Scarlet to the gymnasium. I wanna see Kisandra pass out when she sees Gluttony's waistline :U

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  3. Tina should totally go to the Tunnel of Love. If Scarlet is her partner, take the boys to the Golden Manor. Otherwise, the two not with Tina visit the gym.

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