Saturday, September 24, 2011

This is It.

The (hopefully) FINAL showdown with the Lord.

Man, am I pumped. I expect him to go down, and go down SO epically, the world can't contain such epic. Seriously, you guys better kick some ass or I'mma be pissed!

On the small bloody chance the Lord DOES win...

My bloody fucking jesus, I will TOSS KIRBY INTO THIS. I mean, this is the little pink badass who actually TOOK DOWN THE EMBODYMENT OF NOTHINGNESS. (02, or Zero Squared, from Kirby 64) He took down quite a few Eldrich Abominations, and I swear to god...

Urgh, this thing just needs to end. The Lord needs to die, and STAY. DEAD. I'll soul crush him myself if I have to!

One last word, then. Just one last word.

Sayonara, bitch.

30 comments:

  1. YES

    Widow Maker will go Eloher again if that's what has to be done to obliterate this filth.

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  2. KIRBY WITH STAR ROD FLYING ON DRAGOON BY ELOHER'S SIDE

    ...now I want this to happen sometime ahahahaha oh gods

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  3. Don't forget Meat Boy. Existence might grant him a favor and beam him down to help out, maybe with help from the living planet.

    Then Meat Boy, Kirby, and the inevitable return of Baby Widow Maker form the League of Extraordinary Small Things.

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  4. It figures that the one time Gezora does any actual refereeing he gets nuked on the spot.

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  5. Fine, use this place for live commentary. SEE IF I CARE.

    Lol,JK.

    I am still wondering whether that 88 seconds thing was serious or not. Because WHAT THE FUCK.

    I'M GOING TO SMACK HIM SO FUCKING HARD GRRR

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  6. The path you should have never crossed
    The beast exacts a heavy cost
    The number of the beast is lost
    You will know it by its hissing

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  7. HEY HEY

    YOU YOU

    Get offa mah blog! Aren't you supposed to be fiting?

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  8. The bones from hell you cannot tame
    Devour your life and all your fame
    That is the price to play its game
    And all while you're reminiscing

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  9. GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!



    Urm. HELLO! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!....I must not be doing this right...DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN INTERNET?!

    Do I need to unzip my hard-drive?

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  10. I will purge you from this blog in the only way I know...

    KITTIES

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WqcghkhusqI/TfrFRX62o-I/AAAAAAAAEYw/HfeHYYX02JY/s1600/calico.jpg

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  11. wut er u wreing? lul

    tipying wiht no hadns z herd. :(



    Hey! Get off my computer! And shouldn't you be fiting too?!

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  12. Well uh hmmm looks like I have scared Richy boy away...for now.

    KITTENS - 1 LORD - 0

    Geezus, with enough time, this will become a hotspot.

    Also, Wall, go pay the Boobie Lady a visit in the Underworld. I bet there are a lot of boobies down there!

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  13. You are blind to what lies ahead,
    before the end, we'll all have met.

    I already won and you did lose.
    End's like a bomb with a lit fuse.

    The darkness shall embrace you all,
    while I'll exist, mankind will fall.

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  14. Darkness?

    You pale imitation of divinity.

    Allow me to show you what a TRUE Night Lord can do.

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  15. Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Who's the cleverest one of them all?

    Why, the Lord, of course, who else would it be?
    But perhaps he is too clever. Maybe.

    One should think things through before one acts
    or one might be on the wrong end of an axe.

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  16. "met" and "ahead" do not rhyme...

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  17. Current status: underneath the twisted wreckage of my own ship. Yeehaw, I guess.

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  18. We'll get you out of there!

    And by "We'll" I mean "A team of 11 ultra powerful monks."

    I'll just be here minding my own blog. Raaaawk.

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  19. I live in the static.
    I live in every dream.
    My plot is chaotic.
    You can't know my scheme.

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  20. The solution is simple. We hook the PG Establishment sign up to Widow Maker, wait for illicit conduct courtesy of The Lord, and then basically use it like a very genre savvy sleigh to smash right through the fourth wall!

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  21. With all the fire and flame
    Someone has to take the blame
    Why bother to hide? It's useless!
    Come on and face the shame.

    His aim will be deadly and true.
    Look at the enemies he slew.
    Taunting him like a child? Please.
    Careful, or he might come after you.

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  22. The feeble mind cannot comprehend,
    Your will shall break and bend,
    A wound that will not heal or mend,
    All you know is lost and missing.

    All the world is mine will take
    As the champion and heroes shiver and shake
    Darkness falls and your world will break
    As the lips of death you're kissing

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  23. Break and bend?
    Cannot comprehend?
    Oh, of this shit I really tire.

    You'll soon regret.
    And you'll never forget
    As you burn in flame and pyre.

    Remember this, friends
    There will always be an end
    However bittersweet

    Remember this, foes
    My glee is is your woe
    And you will taste defeat...

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  24. There's nowhere to run
    Darkness is closing in
    I don't fear the setting sun
    Or the twilight that it brings
    Dark clouds fill the sky
    My fate is close at hand
    Today is the day that I die
    Today I make my final stand

    I, make my final charge
    I have no fear in heart
    I will no longer run
    I do not fear the dark.

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  25. I can sing too.
    I can sing, true.

    . . .

    I don't know where I was going with that.

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  26. Now this is a story all about how,
    Her life got flip-turned upside down.
    I'd like to take a minute, I'll pick no bones,
    And I'll tell you the story of Amanda Jones.

    Somwhere in Space Kansas, born and raised,
    Seedy nightclubs was where she spent most of her days,
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
    Doing narcotics outside of the school,
    But the sad thing is, she was up to no good,
    Started making trouble in the neighbourhood,
    She burnt down one little hall and her mom did scream,
    She said, "I'm sending you off to be a Terran Marine."

    She lived in a cell, and then Del came near,
    His rapport was fresh and he drank lots of heer,
    If anything they thought that the empire sucked,
    They stole a battlecruiser and off they fucked.

    They, pulled, up to the bar about seven or eight
    And they yelled to the crew "yo Holmes, smell you later!"
    Looked at the bar, they were finally there,
    To watch the Zoofights and vote for the bear.

    Peace, we out.

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  27. . . .

    Del you are the best around.

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  28. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...!!!!!

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  29. Now now, you can do all your gloating in my latest post. Calm the hell down =P

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