Friday, September 30, 2011

Big Mistake

Oh maaaan, i thought bringing Pech and Erebus along would be a good idea.

Welp, I thought wrong. Worst yet, I actually planned on combat. More like the "hahaha this is silly *knock out*" kind of combat rather than "RAAAWR I EAT YOUR SOULS" combat.

I must seriously make it up to you guys.

With Kirby shortfic.

Starring the Kirby Brigade.

I'M DOING THIS ONLY FOR YOU GUYS.

Alex and Co.: An Analysis

It's nearing the end of the tournament, and I think it's about time I wrapped up all the changes with my characters throughout the tournament. Besides, a walk through memory lane is always nice!

Alex the Janitor was once but a simple janitor, cleaning up giant, gory messes and keeping the place tidy for others. Yes, five years ago he was a knight, but that didn't matter. Until the Big Bar Brawl, he was rather timid and usually hid in the shadows, popping into the bar from time to time. Once the big bar brawl happened, though...

Dear god, did my inner RPer bloom. I got rid of the generic Fighter avatar I had and put in Ramza as a placeholder; I wrote down stupid amounts of words describing Alex and his past alongside with his preparations... This was where the REAL fun started. I ended up dragging Goops into it with Sarah crushing on Alex, and I regret absolutely nothing. Writing for the tiny knight has never been so much fun! He went from being shy and timid to actually swinging into the bar every day and being ad'aaaawrable alongside Sarah, and telling his snippets of his time in Levia. He became a memetic badass of sorts with all of his deaths and ressurections. His idiot hair rose to glory and now has a girlfriend of its own! Alex HAS come a long way ever since that fateful day, hasn't he?

Now I'm just eager to just put this quote into play...

"During the war in Levia, people began to call me the 'Wind God.' Let me show you WHY."

James the Squirtle was once a scardy-cat. He cared for his trainer a lot but was treated poorly once Morris got his hands on a Charmander. He never really had a friend to talk to about this, so he grinned and bore it until he came into the Bar. He made friends with Erebus and gave him a pair of his shades, then cheered him on in the Big Bar Brawl. The little turtle got a lot of development after that: He found his trainer, found the Charizard tamed by Sine X. Cosine, got his ass kicked but managed to level up JUUUUST enough to become a Warturtle... Then he went back with his trainers and later returned as a Badass Blastoise.  I kinda fell off the wagon with him, though...  he's back as MechaJames, though! Once the string of Fites are over, I WILL request a MechaJames vs. Erebus fight. I can't hold back with that anymore.

Stella Lockheart was introduced as a derpy babysitter who loved blabbing her mouth off. She forgot about everything concerning the kids by combining a Pineal Colada and a CP Smasher/Stunner, then after calling up the hospital for Alex's sake after the triple B, she went back home to chill. She came back as still a chatty orator, but she was a tad snarky and had a lot of prankster in her. Oh my, it was fun. She class changed to Ninja much later in the tournament after someone mentioned she could pass as one, and with it, she became a bit more hostile and snarky. It led to an outburst later, but now she's back to her chatty, decent self.  This ninja orator was a curveball of sorts, and I spontaneously came up with the idea of Stella x Rain when she was relatively new. Out with the bad memories and in with the good! I must say, all worked out rather well.

Garnet came in at first as a joke posing as Sarah for Alex's sake. I wasn't sure if I wanted to bring her back, so I decided to let a tractor determine whether she stays. Well, that's history, and now she's working under JRM and managed to reveal Pech's softer side. Pech, possibly the grouchiest active bargoer, is in a relationship with her. Holy crap, I did not see that coming. Okay, I admit, I kind of did, but hot damn. She's not as easy to write for...mainly because she's a barbarianness and can't really talk right. Most of her backstory is intertwined with Alex's and Stella's. I'll probably think of something...one day. Still have to send her off on that mission Harry was talking about...

And finally, Kirby. He's a fairly simple character with a background most people know about. He is probably the second most fun character I could ever write for, mainly because I blended game canon and anime canon together. I wondered if I should have him talk, but I pretty much stuck with the anime's portrayal of him: Lots of "Poyos," the ocassional word, names.... and added in expressing what he wants through pictures. It's not as easy writing for him, but with plenty of expressive pictures given by the Kirby Wiki and a lot of determination, I managed to make it work for the sake of fun. And goddamn, I regret nothing about it. He is just d'aaaaaaw. I had to pull a fast one, though... Kirby came out in the early nineties, and since this is 80s Zoofights we're talking about... Well, puffball, you better take up Sintendo's offer to make your life a series of video games fast!

Honestly, I love writing for all of my characters. All the relationships and all the drama... it was all just a little game of "How would THEY act?" to me. It was rather enjoyable! So I give all of my fellow RPers a big thank you for helping me have a blast writing all of these characters.

A special thank you, however, goes out to RedSpy. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't even be here! I actually considered giving up RPing and just quietly gaming, but he dragged me into this and..well, the rest is history.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Fulfilling a Request

You want tits, Wall!!? You'll GET tits.

Linked because of size!

...no, they aren't really a picture of bare tits. Of course not. Why would I even do that.

Here are other pictures of me, I guess. I only ask you guys this: Do I really look foreign?

Renaissance Festival was coo', bro
My dad's in the background, but who cares? MAH HAT!
Ninja cameraman cannot defeat me!

Del's Steakhouse: Mt. Svilzerian?

Del's Steakhouse: Mt. Svilzerian?: Mt. Svilzerian?! MT. SVILZERIAN?!

Yes, Mt. Svilzerian.

This is terrible.

So terrible.

Now I has chocolate craving D:

An Interview with a Harpy

Yay silly RP stuff and such

Q. Are you really a black mage?

A. Of course I am. I know all of the spells, up to the -ja level. I even know FLAREJA. Oh, it doesn't even exist? Neither does Holyja, to my knowledge. That doesn't stop the white mage from using it, so it won't stop me!

Q. How'd you get behind the fourth wall, anyway?

A. Simple: A god did it. I was busy burning shit down for entertainment when god swooped in and said, "Hey, stop that! This is MY people you're hurting!" So of course I tried to set him on fire too, then he grabbed me, sealed me, then broke the fourth wall just to put me in a room full of nerds and otakus and Twilight fangirls. Oh, the horrors.

Q. So then, shouldn't you be angry at the people you're watching out of jealousy?

A. Naaah, I just want to join them. I'm only pissed off at the god. Now I'm stuck here and snarking on terrible fanfiction for his entertainment.

Q. Why is the rum gone?

A. I think Gezora spiked the Double Black Legend with it. Now Sarah's gonna be all like "DUUUUUR".

Q. Did you know that Red Mages are 100% cooler than black mages?

A. THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT YOU LITTLE FUCKER SQUAAAAAAAWK

Q. Poyo? Poyo!

A. Hi, Kirby. This is not the place nor the time. Get out.

Q. Will someone crash the wedding?

A. If someone does, I'll grab them and eat them for breakfast. Nothing like fried villain with a side of fries.


Go ahead, ask all the questions you want. I'm listening. I'm all ears. And I'll answer them in the comments section, like a good little black mage.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Party, mothafuckahs

Rejoice, for Calculus class for this week has been canceled! We no longer have to worry about the fury of numbers and integration! MWAHAHAHAHA.

Also, I read Sweet Apple Massacre. Morbid curiousity. While it wasn't bad enough to, say, send chills down my spine, it was bad enough to make me say "What. the. fuck." And I don't even watch the show, really. I just know of the characters. Fluttershy is the best, though. So cuuuute.

And now, I must say.... holy shit I am addicted to having fucktons of characters. I mean, I already have to control about 12+ for FWtBT on my own, so why not toss in the Kirby Brigade? James is still being downgraded to occasional character, though. Unless there's a subplot.   Which he may or may not participate in.

Geezus I am bloody tired. Staying up 'til three only to get up at 8 will end poorly, guys. I'm going to bed earlier than usual, if only so I can stop falling asleep on the keyboard. and so I can catch breakfast <3

Maybe at specials, I can break the fucking fourth wall and chill with you guys. Me, as in Harpy the Black Mage. Fuck yeah.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bluuh.

Note to everyone: if you have a meeting planned, show up on time. or have someone show up on time that knows about it. because me having to go down the stairs and see that nobody is there on time is telling me something went wrong. IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, TEXT PEOPLE ABOUT IT. hot damn.

Also, neglected to mention.. I went to the school store and saw a nice selection of games. Brutal Legend was one of them. Also, they're building a cafe with a Starbucks.

I LOVE YOU, COLLEGE. I REALLY DO.

With that settled, I've been an animu this past few days and watching straight up Hoshi no Kirby (Kirby of the Stars or, for most, Kirby: Right Back at Ya). Subbed. Fuck yeah it's awesome. Fuck yeah, Kirby's Rainbow Resort. Which is ironically where my whole RPing incident started..

Now, damn it water park scenario, END! So I can have a Kirby subplot! (nothing serious though I promise you guys that)

Buuuurned, biotch

You guys are fortunate that you haven't seen my snarky side yet. Or at least, anybody who isn't RedSpy. Seriously, I can be as deadpan and sarcastic as Erebus sometimes. Especially when riffing on bad fanfics. (Anyone who mentions "My Inner Life" or "My Immortal" will hear anguished cries of sorrow.)

So this one dude, on the way to calculus class, asked me something. I told him my name, he told me his, then he said, "so can I have your number"

My response? "No." Then I walked off and laughed when I heard him say, "Well damn."Sorry, I don't give numbers to people I met five seconds ago. And besides, I'm happy with RedSpy, dammit.

And now my blog has become a mini-hotspot for RPing. Not that I mind, though. Just that things can get a bit cluttered.

Now, for a more in-character moment:

YOU GUYS SMELL THAT? That's the sweet fucking smell of steak cooking in the steakhouse near your bar. I wish I could dine there, but one god decided, "You are FAR too dangerous for the world. You must be sealed!" and trapped me behind the fourth wall in a room filled with Otakus. OTAKUS. Once I break out of this cell, I'm going to bust a cap in his ass and fry him! Goddamn gods, thinking they're all high and mighty. Don't even get me started on Lady Fortuna. She's a REAL bitch.

Also, Snakeface? Get a customized keyboard. And a sturdy ass bed. You're gonna need it.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Kirby Mania

Don't read this if you dislike blog posts about nothing but kirby =P

You know what? I'm gonna shamelessly go to Gamestop and buy Kirby Mass Attack, because holy shit that artwork is absolutely adorable and it sounds so damn fun. I need to fuel my mania anyway, with Kirby Wii coming out soon! I'm trying to complete every Kirby game I can, but arrrrgh.

Checklist:

Kirby's Dream Land (normal mode won't count; Extra Mode will!)
Kirby's Adventure(Cleared! Not 100%)
Kirby's Dream Land 2 (Not cleared)
Kirby Super Star (Need to download again then 100% it)
Kirby's Dream Land 3 (Cleared, 100%)
Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland (Not cleared)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Fuck 100% this. I will try to get all of the spray cans though.)
Kirby Air Ride (Don't have game or Wii D: )
Kirby: Squeak Squad (Stolen long ago; Any idea of where I can get a good DS emulator?)
Kirby Mass Attack (Need to get!)

I'm not sure if spin offs count, but I beat Kirby's Avalanche. Woot.

I'm actually having a lot of fun RPing as Kirby, by the way. He's just so adorable and perfect for silly subplots. He can talk (okay, write) when he wants to, but otherwise just acts cute with "Poyo!" His friends (Red Kirby, Yellow Kirby, and Green Kirby...yes, Amazing Mirror logic!) can talk, though. He's just the baby of the group. Maybe.

We shall see what sheenanigans with him I can get away with! Mwahahaha!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Plans, yay!

What do I have planned? Eh, nothing really. Well, aside from...

-Working on For Whom the Bell Tolls
-Beatting everything Kirby before Kirby: Return to Dreamland comes out
-Thinking of doing some Saralex sheenanigans after the tournament is over. Because everybody would read about Saralex sheenanigans, right?
-Maybe write a kirby fanfic.
-Play Super Mario RPG all over again
-Find a nice selection of NES games to play. Because hot damn.
-Doodle like there's no tomorrow
-Silently weep for my sanity
-Do the Mario!

Yep. I have plans to keep myself busy as hell after the tournament ends >_>;

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Its over.

Wow, three blog posts over a damn fite...shit man what's wrong with me.

Either way, DING DONG THE LORD IS DEAD.

Finally, too! About damn time! Guess Kirby didn't need to kick ass in this dimension. Bah, as if I'd write his ass-kicking anyway. I'm a lazy fuck.

Now Kirby gets to enjoy cake, Alex gets to enjoy living, Stella can party hard, and Garnet...

Well, what will she see?

You guys might hate me for it ^^;

Fite Commentary

don't want the other blog post to get TOO cluttered from RPing blog comments so you can put them under this one. Puhleeeeze?

And I'll be doing my own share of storytelling in this post, so if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, um... Just run. Yeah, it'll be spoilerrific (if I decide to post them in the topics that is) but still ^^;

EDIT: He just killed Antoinette.
He was past the moral event horizon before, but he just went BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE.
Dumbass.

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He could only hope it didn't come down to him beatting his ass down.

The little puffball Kirby watched from the heavens atop his Warp Star like a cute guardian angel. A cute, angry guardian angel. He saw James get impaled, and saw Antoinette prepare herself to face the Lord.

How many more casualties did he have to watch? How many times would his little heart break?  How many more tragic things would happen before his very eyes, things he could do nothing about... How many more would happen until the very end?

Tears began to well up in Kirby's big, blue eyes. He wept for the lost contestants, those who fought valiently to hold the Lord off. He prayed for the living, for they would need all the love and support they could have. And he planned, used his tiny little brain to plan ahead...

What if things went all to hell?

What if the darkness became all consuming?

It would all  be over...

But... Darkness cannot exist without light.

For every horrible thing, there was always something better.

For every dark creature that rose from the shadows, there was always a hero to counteract.

Should the balance be disturbed... should the Lord win...

Kirby would gladly be the light to the Lord's dark. And he knew just how to do it, too. 

And if the Lord lost? Well, he would just clean up the mess he made. No more of that nonsense.

For now...he just watched.

This is It.

The (hopefully) FINAL showdown with the Lord.

Man, am I pumped. I expect him to go down, and go down SO epically, the world can't contain such epic. Seriously, you guys better kick some ass or I'mma be pissed!

On the small bloody chance the Lord DOES win...

My bloody fucking jesus, I will TOSS KIRBY INTO THIS. I mean, this is the little pink badass who actually TOOK DOWN THE EMBODYMENT OF NOTHINGNESS. (02, or Zero Squared, from Kirby 64) He took down quite a few Eldrich Abominations, and I swear to god...

Urgh, this thing just needs to end. The Lord needs to die, and STAY. DEAD. I'll soul crush him myself if I have to!

One last word, then. Just one last word.

Sayonara, bitch.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Some Details on Things

Derp bland title but I can't even think of anything.

Well, end of the week, and what happens?

LORD FIGHT~

Then, if James kicks the bucket, I'll just introduce Kirby. Yeah, there's not much more of the tournament to go, but eeeh, might as well go all out. Besides, can you even imagine a battle over chocolate between Erebus and Kirby?

Or Alex and Sarah vs. Kirby

"DON'T TOUCH OUR SWEETS"

"Poyo! *nom*"

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

And then there was lolz to have.

While I'm at it, I might as well clear some things up.

For Whom the Bell Tolls is a probably long-as-fuck fiction I'm trying to plan and write alongside with RedSpy. This is where I'm pretty much basing Alex, Stella, and Garnet from, since they're all main characters from the work. Their Zoofights selves are just Alt Universe selves. Although you can't really tell with Alex...

As for the characters? In summary...

Alexander Triden- Timid, gullible knight/monk  who fights for freedom and justice.

Xavier Dean- A black mage that stuffers from pyromania and loves burning things a lot. He's the snarky asshole of the group, but he has a hidden side to him.

Chuck- A Red Mage-like Bard who pretty much lives for doing heroic deeds and looks up to Alex for a bit of inspiration. Has a tendency to be genre savvy.*

Stella Lockheart- Orator and Geomancer, working towards peace and, at the beginning, doesn't even fight that much. She actually *gasp* TRIES to avoid fighting and talk to people!

Kisha Lorelei- Short-tempered priestess that specializes in light and dark magic. She was exiled from her church for digging too deep into dark magic. Very protective of her friends and if your name starts with a "W" and ends with a "z", she fucking hates your guts.

Ray Rockwell- The white mage, probably one of the most pacifistic people of the group. A bit pessimistic and cynical about things, but does his best to heal others. Kisha and him go waaaay back. His magic staff has an orb that contains the spirit of his long-dead ancestor, Johnson Rockwell.*

'Splosion Wiz- Ray's half-brother. Pretty much treats Ray like a freaking mule and antagonizes everybody, even his own group. Cursed with his own brand of immortality, where whenever he dies, he gets revived... only a bit more degenerated every time. Pretty much hates Kisha and everything she stands for.*

Matilda (Garnet) - A barbarianness who got off of her tribe's island to become more civilized. Unfortunately, it's much harder than one thinks. Murderous, dangerous, but very curious. Also known as "THAT BOOBIE LADY".

Brianna- Chuck's younger sister who works as the group's enemy analyst. She studies enemies for a living, and is actually an inch shorter than Alex. She was the original love interest for our tiny knight, but NOPE. Sarah stole that one. Sorry! *

I'm not sure how Sarah's gonna fit in this. I don't like overlapping elements... I might actually make her a summoner. Then she can summon the goddess of all tractors, Lady Fortuna herself! BWAHAHAHAHA-*cough*

Really, though, I'm kinda stuck on that. And I can't work on it now because I left my factoid journal about Levia at home. D:

Oh, Harpy, you so crazy...

*This is actually RedSpy's contribution to the project, and so I can't remember all the details. If you want details, go bug him, haha.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Daaaaamn.

 My chemistry lab is a bitch and a half. Just sayin. And I'm getting too many ideas for my own good... KIRBY, GET OUT. YOU TOO, ALEX.

Alex and Kirby: D:

Seriously though, i might decide to write a short story (or fanfiction) related to Alex's homeland, Levia, or  Dreamland, respectively. It'll be a nice project to work on before I get started (again) on For Whom the Bell Tolls, which Alex will star in. (not the janitor, though!)

 And now, for a bit of a ramble. I swear to fucking jesus the Lord just reeks of smug fucktard. Oh, earlier, I would say he was a maginificant bastard, but now he's just overdoing it. Not even Yursarsh would ramble on and on about humanities  faults and bluh bluh. And you know what? I feel like he's going to pull a "As Long as There's ______, " and we're going to be super pissed.

Fuck that. Just toss Kirby and he'll defeat him with the Heart Rod! He DOES kinda look like Dark Matter! Only he doesn't have one eye...fuck. Well, still, THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WILL BLOW HIS MIIIND!

It might just be the drugs speaking, though.*

If the Lord was a pokemon, he'd be a Smugleaf. Cheeky little bastard.

But enough of this Lord business... We need more kitty VR sessions! Because it's cute, adorable, AND badass! (And silly.)


EDIT: Almost forgot! My elder brother is engaged now! Oh my god, eventually, cake day will be upon us! SQUEEEEE~

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Yoink!

Well, classes were... interesting, to say the least. I basically skipped Calculus for a Mandatory assembly for freshmen. Good thing I have Calc books to study from... Thank you, dad. I love you so much.

With all the RPing reaching a climax, I've been wondering how to contact others. I mean, I know some of them have my skype (I'm looking at you two, SK and Del), and one I actually know personally (SPYYYY), but what about the others? How will I contact them? I mean, everybody's awesome D:

Well, that'll be something to think about later. For now, please enjoy the following picture. I am no artist, but apparently I'm good at drawing almond-shapped cats and pink circles.

Linked due to size!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Lovable Antics

Oh my jesus. I still can't belive Pech x Garnet is official. I mean, its cute...in a dangerous way. What have we done? We have unleashed the shipping god, and now we are doomed to make even more ships happen until the end of the tournament! Nooo!

Still, now I RP as a cat. Oh jesus Nago, you are hillarious. Maybe next year we'll get a huge dose of cat antics with Nago and Ingo.

Well, anyway, next year I have a lot planned. Or the remainer of this year. Maybe. I mean, if James dies during the Lord fight... well, that's a wrap. Sadly, I haven't been using him too much because he kinda lost his touch, so if he dies, he'll be revived, but he'll be staying with his pokemon trainer. Then I'll be back to three (four if you count Nago) chars. Finally. Could introduce Kirby, buuut 1. the tourney is nearing its end and 2. Kirby is early 90s, man. If the next tournament is based off of a 90s or futuristic setting, then Kirby will have games that are actually documentaries of his wild adventures. And rampage in search of his favorite cake.

Damn Kirby, you crazy!

I fully intend on bringing back Alex, Stella, AND Garnet next year though. Not all at once, however. Gradually...

Oh my, so many ideas, so little time! I only hope there's one way we could all keep RPing with each other... maybe another forum? Naaah, probably wouldn't be the same. D:

RedSpy mentioned to me while I was talking to him earlier that maybe the KoB can open up again during the christmas season for a reunion. Holy god, I'd love that. Imagine, a christmas special!

And if anything grimdark happens over that season, I'm going to SCREAM.

On a random note, I drew Nago with Kirby. Sadly, I lack a scanner, so I'll have to take a picture with my DSi. I'll put it up with the next blog post I make!

Oh, and college... well... I am such a scatterbrain yaaay well fuck

Monday, September 19, 2011

What. A. Day.

Seriously, TWO long internet crapouts in one day? SERIOUSLY? Fuck you, bitch. Just fuck you.

Also, sorry Goops. Now you're part of another subplot. I promise it won't last that long!

This is what happens when you're terribly rushed and fear that your internet is going to fuck up again.

Sorry guize

AHAHAHAHA huuum

KIRBY, KIRBY, EVERYTHING KIRBY (and final fantasy)

Did I mention I love Kirby?

Speaking of, I am ashamed to say that I haven't beatten the True Arena in Kirby Super Star Ultra. Oh yes, I can totally 100% the original KSS, but can't 100% the remake! Cripes, man. It doesn't help that RedSpy goes around doing crazy challenges with his True Arena runs.

Show off. :P

Oh, I've gotten pretty far with my Kirby's Dream Land 3 run, though that stage where you have to assemble R.O.B. drove me crazy

Wait

Kirby assembled R.O.B.

Oh fuck he assembled the bar's godbeast fuuuuuuuuck

All things Kirby aside, life is turning out pretty good. That entire spaz out over the Lord reappearing yesterday worried the hell out of me, though. Good to see that everything's settled and all, but honestly... Cornwind, if you're reading this... Next year, don't do giant plot arcs and pull stuff like this. There's this thing called arc fatigue and people get tired of it. If there are no apparent loose ends, like, say for instance Gooper's Marlin subplot and the Ultima Weapon/Atma subplot I'm doing right now, don't do it.

I knew he had something planned, but after that huge Lord fight, with a tractor fucking loving Optimus with a 100, I thought this was all over... But eh, let sleeping dogs lie, I guess.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Well, Fuck.

*facedesk. facedesk. facedesk*

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY DOES EVERY RP SITE AND RP I JOIN END UP EXPLODING INTO DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy

*sobs in the corner*

will update this a bit later; check back in a few hours or so

UPDATE

Well, that went better than expected. Expect the Atma subplot to start tomorrow, whenever people are ready! I'll also be skyping it up, at least until I'm in a class where laptops are a no-no. And when I need to take notes.

I am the horrid college student. yaaaay!

Anyway, I have plans. Big plans. BWAHAHAHAAHAA huuum~

Saturday, September 17, 2011

So... much.. hillarity...

I've been in a shitty mood all day, but now things just got hillaaaariouuuus. And srs.

"Hey Sarah!"

"Hi, Jonesy!"

"Did you know I had a Screaming Orgasm last night?"














AHAHAHA oh god goops you're in for a treat

Also, I decided to make the Atma thing be more of an optional boss for the others, a not-so-optional boss for Alex. I mean, he's gonna face Angsteatter- I mean Atma eventually. And I can't wait forever.

and now i have an idea of who to RP next year!

-Alex the Janitor (of course)

-Stella (BOW TO THE EMPRESS, MOTHAFUCKAHS

-Garnet ( I can't abandon her, she's too fun)

-And now... PUFFBALL! HOSHI NO KIRBYYYY

fuck YES Kirby.

Also I made up a new phrase:

Going Antoinette- The act of squeeing and petting a fluffy animal, preferably a cat/kitten.

Ex. "I totally went Antoinette on that kitty!"

And this is why you keep me away from the sugar, guys

Ohai Youtubes!

Yayyy, I mades me a youtubes video! I think aside from the little skips and the cursor being on screen most of the time, it came out okay. Woohoo! I think my dad's looking into other video recording software, though. I only have the Camtasia trial, and that thing is fucking expensive to buy. I know what I want for my birthday now, haha!

Either way, enjoy my screw ups in KDL3!

Friday, September 16, 2011

Oh Snop

Wow. My room was inspected.. passed the inspection, but my roomie and I were fined 20 dollars because we kept a microwave and fridge in the room. In our actual dorm room rather than the living room, anyway. (We have a suite-like place here.) And so, how did my roomie try to solve the problem?

By hiding the fridge under the bed. Where the inspector can probably see it. And she's coming back within a day.

Face, meet palm. Palm, meet face.

It certainly doesn't help that I'm on RAEGmode time. If you don't know what that means, I think you're better off not knowing.

Anyway, some more definite plans for the weekend:

-Get on in time to kick Fiend of Water's ass
-Go develop more Atma shit
-Make more d'aaaaw
-Record Kirby's Dream Land 3 for the hell of it (or SMB2)
-Cry over Kirby Wii coming out soon-ish
-Wonder whether I'm going to Katsucon next year

I've always been an anime fan, and so I really want to get back home in time for Katsucon. That'd be the greatest. thing. EVER. Bonus points if I get a Black Mage cosplay in time!

if I could dress up as a Black Mage for holloween, that'd be great, too!

and now to toy around with this darned blogger interface

P.S. White Mages are nice, but Black Mages are <3

Thank Geezus It's Friday!

Wow, this friday sure was exciting! Had a chemistry test and took notes in Botany. And then my english teacher gave me the best assignment ever: descriptive essays.

If I can chug out chunks of posts at The Bar on the Zoofights forums, a descriptive essay should be no problem at all. I should probably count my blessings now, though... there will come a time where I have to write an essay i hate D:

Plans for the weekend? I'll probably go do some volunteer work (or find a job) at the animal shelter or at the pet store nearby. Then I'll come back in time for Zoofights and then it'll be on like Donkey Kong. That mantis better kick some ass, or I'll be disappointed. I might dick around with Camtasia Studio and make some videos of me abusing savestates in ZSNES. "Hi, I'm Mari, and I am a save state addict."

Which gives me an idea... why don't we all (as in, all us Zoofights fans) have a group skype when the fight starts? That would probably be epic and, admittedly, quite loud. Either way, I saw someone mention swapping contact information and xboxes on my last blog post, soooo..

Skype: harpykuro
Xfire: harpykuro

I'm so bland, haha. I'm pretty easy to contact, but sometimes I forget to log on. As for xbox information, um.. I don't have any console here in college, because I lack a TV. And the cable cord is fucked up anyway. My little brother is trying to replace the 360 because it got borked, the PS3 is my dad's... the Wii is the only console I actually own myself. I'm so poor xD

That's all for now, folks! Until later tonight! (or probably tomorrow, haha I will have no energy tonight.)

Thursday, September 15, 2011

CHEMISTRYYYYYY

Hot damn, Chemistry Lab, you made me stay there and panic like a motherfucker when really, the unknown substance is...GASP...water! The fuck is this shit? Fuck you, lab. Just, fuck you.

Now, with all the anger out of the way... Hot damn, this place is awesome! Check out that bar, man! It's like, insane! Before I even joined the site, I was considering giving up roleplaying due to stress, but ever since the RP Explosion, I don't want to give it up just yet. Thanks to my new friends, I'm seeing a whole lot of things in a different light.

Also, Alexander Triden is TOTALLY a brony. Just like I am a Pegasister, only I'm actually just a girl trying to pose as a black mage trying to pose as a harpy.


Also, I SEE YOUR CHAOS AND RAISE YOU AN ATMA!







Seriously, bitch be kickin ass and taking names.

And I will now take the time to say that GOOPER BLOOPER-



No, not YOU, the user on Zoofights! I would like to say that please, stop breaking the awesome meter. You're making it cry tears of awesome.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Hello, Guize!

Heyo, HarpyKuro here. Decided that for the fun's sake, I have to make a blog. So here I am!

Really, I'm just a girl(not guy! I get mistaken for one a lot, haha) who enjoys gaming and anime, goes to college, and has a potty mouth (GASP!). I also like roleplaying. A lot. I'm usually floating around the net as HarpyKuro, Kuroma, or AlextheJanitor.

Usually I'll update this once a day, when I have spare time and energy.

And now for something to talk about! Fuck guests. They need to go away. I need my fucking sleep, goddammit. I swear to god if I have to deal with this up to 4 in the morning, I'm going to be soooo fucking pissed off. Seriously.